Long debated by linguists the world over, the definition of farmer has finally been settled on as somebody outstanding in their field. Scare crows with today’s Groupon from Red Mountain Open Farm. Choose from the following options • €7 entry for two adults and one child 61% Off • €9 entry for two adults and two children 55% Off • €10 entry for two adults and three children 60% Off Bringing a playful twist to traditional agriculture, Red Mountain Open Farm invites visitors of all ages to come facetoface with honking donkeys, frolicking lambs, and softeared little piggies. The indoor enclosures are warm with the smell of small lives, from softcoated rabbits to the gentle tickle of a goat’s mouth on an outstretched palm. A horse cart occasionally clipclops through the yard, while pedal tractors and go karts to race around a rubber tyre track. Visitors can rumble through the farm in one of the tractor trains that crisscross the fields, or simply take in the view of the Boyne Valley while nibbling lunch at a picnic table. Children will be catered for throughout, frolicking to their heart’s content in the indoor and outdoor play areas which come complete with pedal carts, play houses, and a hay maze. Youngsters and adults alike can get up close and personal with the animals by petting and feeding kid goats, chicks, and rabbits. Vouchers from Groupon  Tickets  Park tickets  Zoo tickets  Tickets Dublin  Park tickets Dublin  Dublin Zoo tickets Further deals in this category 1. Groupon For One €12, Two €20, or Three €27 ShamballaStyle Crystal Beaded Bracelets at Silver Supermarket Up to 89% Off 2. Cut and Blow Dry With L’Oréal Conditioning Treatment for €29 at Boston Belle Swords Up to 66% Off 3. Cut With Conditioning Treatment €21 Plus Full Head of Colour €32 at Style Hair Salon Up to 53% Off 4. Groupon For Five Fruit Trees for €33 from Gardening Express 73% Off 5. Ed Hardy Jacket From Choice of Seven Designs for €71 from Born On The Streets 84% Off Further deals in this city 1. Personalised Hard Cover Photo Book from €10 from Mini Box Up to 81% Off 2. Full Head of Colour €49 or Full Head of Highlights €68 With Cut, Blow Dry and Conditioning Treatment at Karl Roberts Hair Salon Up to 61% Off 3. One Hour Full Body Massage €29 With 30 Minute Body Brush €39 at French Beauty Day Spa Up to 67% Off 4. Half Head Highlights or Full Head Colour With Cut and L’Oréal Conditioning Treatment for €59 at Cleopatra Up to 59% Off 5. Car Valet Steam, Hand Wax, Interior Clean and Mats Deodorised for €30 at Eco Shine 57% Off Further deals in Ireland 1. €9 for Entry to The Extreme Stunt Show 2012 Plus Souvenir Brochure Up to 50% Off 2. Dance Yourself Fit with Salsa and Zumba Classes; Either Pay €28 For a Six Week Beginners’ Salsa Course OR Pay €34 For Ten Zumba Classes at SalsaMania.ie and ZumbAnna.com 3. Three 60 Minute EDT Driving Lessons for €32 with Ger’s Driving School 65% Off 4. iPad, iPhone and Android Online App Design Groupon For Course on Building, Development and Marketing for €54 85% Off 5. ELites E200 Starter Kit Plus 5 Tips, Equivalent of 400 Cigarettes, With InCar Charger for €32.95 from ELites 59% Off Further deals in other categories 1. Garra Rufa Fish Pedicure at XFeet for €10 €24 Value 2. Carpet Cleaning For Two €59, Three €69 or Four €79 Bedrooms Plus Stairs, Landing, and Living Room with Carpet Cleaning.ie Up to 58% Off 3. External Window and Gutter Clean For Three €39, Four €59, Or Five €69 Bedroom Home with We Clean It Up to 59% Off 4. Three Hour Makeup Masterclass for €24 at MKF Institute 52% Off 5. Car Valet Steam, Hand Wax, Interior Clean and Mats Deodorised for €30 at Eco Shine 57% Off Similar deals from this merchant Red Mountain Open Farm Admission for Two Adults and One €7, Two €9, or Three €10 Children Up to 61% Off