A fish spends most of his life in a school, practising scales and learning lines so that the real world will consider him quite a catch. Realise aquatic ambitions with today’s Groupon from LA Fitness. Choose from the following options • €28 for eight swimming lessons for children Up to 50% off • €40 for eight swimming lessons for adults Up to 52% off Made buoyant by the Amateur Swimming Association, LA Fitness’ submerged programme provides a fun and informative platform for all wannabe water babies. Oneonone or group lessons are available, as well as fitness classes in the pool, all of which are taught by fully qualified swimming instructors who follow the ASA’s National Plan for Teaching Swimming. Committed to increasing health through exercise, LA Fitness have pledged all their sparkling London pools to encourage both budding athletes and total beginners to make a splash. Adults and children can take the plunge with a course of eight swimming lessons that last for 30 minutes each, and can be enjoyed at any LA Fitness club across Ireland. With eight week courses commencing in January 2012, skills can rapidly enter the deep end. Students can work towards achieving ASA swimming awards and levels under the careful guidance of enthusiastic, amphibious instructors. Groupon vouchers  Leisure  Water sports  Indoor swimming  Dublin Leisure  Water sports Dublin  Indoor swimming Dublin Further deals in this category 1. 18 Holes of Golf for Two People with Breakfast or Lunch Snack for €39 at Dunmurry Springs Golf Club, Kildare €104 Value 2. Round of Golf With Lunch For Two for €55 at Knightsbrook Hotel, Co. Meath Up to €120 Value 3. Ultimate Abseil Experience for €24 at The Adventure Agency 59% Off 4. Three Hour Kitesurfing Taster Session for €45 with Elements Kitesurfing 59% Off 5. Perfect Your Swing with CustomDesigned Fittings for All Your Golf Clubs including Five MultiCompound Grips from Kevin M. Beirth PGA for €75 instead of €189 Further deals in this city 1. Choice of Brazilian or Hollywood Wax for €18 at The Galligan Beauty Salon Worth up to €55 2. Two Pizza Slices and a Soft Drink or Coffee for €5 at the Steps of Rome Italian Restaurant Worth up to €10.70 3. €20 instead of €50 for a Remy 100% Human Hair Clip in Extension from Wigwam Save 60% 4. Two 60 Minute New Life Treatments and Two Passes To the Luxurious Tonic Leisure Centre for €60 at Castleknock Hotel  Country Club Worth €170 5. €15 for Three Months Membership to MovieExtras.ie €39 Value Further deals in Ireland 1. One Night Getaway For Two With Breakfast and Bottle of Prosecco for €39 at The Residents Hotel Up to €99 Value 2. €30 instead of €75 for a 60 Minute Full Body Massage from a Choice of Six at The Metro Spa Save 60% 3. Relax and Unwind with a Signature Facial Treatment plus a Swedish Back, Neck and Shoulder Massage for €46 with The Retreat Salon Worth €110 4. Full Head of Colour or Highlights With Cut, Blow Dry and L’Oreal Conditioning Treatment for €68 at Cleopatra Hairdressing Up to 61% off 5. ‘La Sylphide’ Circle €14 or Stalls Category ‘A’ €39 Ticket at The Convention Centre, Dublin Up to 52% Off Further deals in other categories 1. Lobster or À La Carte Meal For Two With Sides, Prosecco and Coffee for €45 at Wrights Findlater Howth Up to €99.90 Value 2. Any Lingerie Set Plus Free Fitting for €30 at Change Lingerie Up to €79.90 Value 3. €48 instead of €120 for a YonKa Eclat contour facial, Swedish massage and a Jessica Mini manicure at The Retreat Save 60% 4. Two Courses of Nepalese Cuisine With Mango Lassi For Two for €24 at Vagya Restaurant Up to 57% Off 5. Two Night Getaway in The Dordogne, South West of France, For Two People Midweek €185 or Weekend Stay €235 with Breakfasts and BBQ Experience at Domaine de la Roseraie